A SLENDER BUFFER

MOTHER GRIFTER SERA, TRANSFORMATIONAL CONSULTANT, PANDORALI 10

Earths In Opposition, Or,

The Never-ending Party

Between All The Hells On Earth.

This little patch of intolerance is notable both for its dueling banjos of extremism-- embodied within two opposing theocracies that control ten thousand earth instances each, and the ‘great wall’ lying in between, of non-believing don’t-give-a-fuck earths that refuse to ascribe to either orthodoxy. In The Rift, you will find not an ounce of respect for any religion or the powers-that-be, opinions which they display proudly due to the fact they control the only portals that link the two cults. Briefly visit the propaganda palaces on either border, but otherwise stay away from the Rantarian and Thin Order worlds (they don’t want you there anyway), and visit the ‘crazy atheists’ on the front lines of The Rift instead.

Once upon a time, when science was still magic and thousands of religions still swarmed over the earths of the Ten Million Seas, two groups rose to prominence by siphoning off the many believers that remained. The Rantarians, who yelled a lot, and the Order of the Line, a quiet, ritualistic bunch that took passive-aggressive warfare to levels undreamt of by regular folk, controlled a thousand earths each, and absolutely despised each other. The only solution, of course, was to permanently block all direct portals between earths of the opposing lunatic fringe, then to pretend that they don’t exist.

Meanwhile, there are always a few back doors that only the locals know about, leading to earths that didn’t believe in any of the dogma. Sodom and Gomorrah, to Las Vegas and beyond, but in most ways these were the best people of the lot because they accepted all and judged none, and were the only places where people from the sides mingled. Dopps often formed teams to cover each other when they wanted to steal away, then they’d all get-together and raise hell. Good times.

Eventually tensions eased after a couple of hundred years, and the once-seedy underbelly grew into massive resort destinations that everyone enjoyed but could never admit to having visited.

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MUST SEE

Pandorali 10 [31 total]
“A lurid fantasy on twenty-seven continents awaits!"

The biggest insult of all to both sides, yet indispensable, because of it’s immense portals that connect almost all the earths of both sides. Pandorali swims in a permanent lava-lamp neon-glow of lazy seduction and low-level intrigue, due to the pervasive narcotic perfume of the native plants, which makes it impossible to get anything done. You will have the best time of your life even if you never leave the station.

AVOID

Pravindisalem 6 [14 total]
“Lands of 1,000 True Gods, and Only 5 Shysters."

The name is committee-generated nonsense, as are most of the operations. One of a slew of grifter worlds, trying to pick up the fringers who don’t like their crappy lives, but are too indocrinated to give up religion entirely. Churches and commons and cults of every description, many of which do surprisingly well, because they know how to get your money, and you!

OF SPECIAL INTEREST

Parley 3 [3]
“One-stop Resource For All Your Negotiating Needs"

Despite all-encompassing hostilities between the two empires on the ideological/cultural fronts, trade is trade, and negotiations still need to be made. Without peace agreements, however, that poses a problem since neither side can visit the other (nor would they wish to). Parley provides numerous facilities for all manner of diplomacy– from endurance challenges in the Sahara, to Filipino full-on contact arbitration - fun and educational for the whole family!